A highly unique dating website has hit the net as Americans are crying for an escape from the disaster of Donald Trump\u2019s potential presidency. MapleMatch.com was conceived to offer love-sick Americans find a possible way out from Trump\u2019s potential rule by matching them with Canadian singles.<\/p>\n
The site\u2019s landing page explains that \u035eMaple Match makes it easy for Americans to find the ideal Canadian partner to save them from the unfathomable horror of seeing Donald Trump in the White House.\u035f Sounds like a joke or a hoax, but this site\u2019s the real deal.<\/p>\n
This bizarre, yet highly necessary, matchmaking service was created by 25-year-old Joe Goldman from Texas. The CEO\u2019s personal fears are on par with the thoughts and feelings of many Americans, as Google search trends are reported to show a dramatic spike in American interest to get out of their country and high-tail it to the True North Strong and Free.<\/p>\n
So for any Torontonians interested in a double win of not only finding love but also saving a fearful American from a horrific fate, head over to MapleMatch.com and sign up.<\/p>\n
Actually, the website\u2019s functionality is yet to launch but the signup waitlist has over 4,200 accounts ready for activation when the website goes live. Goldman states that over 70% of these registrations are Canadian, so it seems that we Canadians are either strongly attracted to the idea of a beefy American lover, or we really just love to play superhero. Either way, the Americans are getting a hella good deal out of this dating site.<\/p>\n
You\u2019ve gotta ask yourself though: Can true love blossom when someone is in pursuit of Canadian citizenship? Is this all about the Canadian version of a Green Card? Is love honestly an intention of this matchmaking service?<\/p>\n
Goldman claims love is, in fact, the goal, stating that he senses Americans are tired of their dating pool and are looking for \u035esomething better.<\/p>\n
We\u2019re not surprised Canada is being described as that \u035esomething better.\u035f Let\u2019s show them what we\u2019ve got, Toronto. Start racking up dozens of slutty\/douchy selfies to capture your best angles so that when MapleMatch.com is launched, you\u2019re ready to win some American hearts and save some lives.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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