{"id":2829,"date":"2016-11-14T16:35:23","date_gmt":"2016-11-14T16:35:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.torontorentals.com\/blog\/?p=2829"},"modified":"2017-05-31T01:39:16","modified_gmt":"2017-05-31T01:39:16","slug":"for-snoop-dogg-toronto-trumps-trump-drake-to-the-rescue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torontorentals.com\/blog\/for-snoop-dogg-toronto-trumps-trump-drake-to-the-rescue","title":{"rendered":"For Snoop Dogg, Toronto Trumps Trump; Drake to the Rescue!"},"content":{"rendered":"

In the wake of the 2016 United States Presidential Election, to say that more than half of the population of the USA is fearing for dear life would be a grave understatement. After expressing some troubled reactions, countless individuals have vowed to relocate northward, preferring to withstand colder climates than the endless winter that is the reign of Trump (maybe Barack Obama will move to Mississauga, even)<\/a><\/b><\/span><\/span>. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Snoop Dogg has been particularly vocal\u00a0in the matter:<\/p>\n

Exhibit A:<\/strong> A horrified Bitstrip Snoop Dogg falls to his knees in dismay in reaction to election results:<\/span><\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BMmRykHjiN6\/?taken-by=snoopdogg<\/a><\/p>\n

Exhibit B:<\/strong> Bitstrip Snoop, literally can’t even:<\/span><\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BMmR1JKDIFK\/<\/a><\/p>\n

He continued to express his disbelief here:<\/span><\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BMlRdJ_jNZi\/?taken-by=snoopdogg<\/a><\/p>\n

And here:<\/span><\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BMlNciujaUe\/?taken-by=snoopdogg<\/a><\/p>\n

This all culminated in Snoop Dogg reaching out to Drake<\/span><\/a> to get a hookup on a property in the 6ix:\"snoopdogg<\/span> <\/b><\/p>\n

<\/code>We’re sure Snoop already knew Toronto loves him, but you can never say I love you enough.\u00a0So\u00a0we decided to reach out and write him a letter so he can be sure he’s welcome\u00a0here:<\/span><\/p>\n

Dear Snoop Dogg, we heard you\u2019re thinking of coming through. <\/span>We thought about it, we took a second, matter fact we took four<\/strong> <\/a>and came up with five (reasons) why you should move to the six. <\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

1. Safer streets\u00a0<\/span><\/strong>
\n<\/span>Murder…murder was the case they gave<\/strong><\/a> you but maybe that\u2019s an Amurrka thang, here in the Great White North, death by gun violence is 51 times less than in the USofA, and Toronto is still one of the safest cities in North America (1)<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n

2. Big business<\/strong>
\nToronto can\u2019t get enough of Snoop Dogg, and we kinda feel like you feelin’ us too<\/span>.<\/span> You were just up here at Uniun Nightclub<\/a> for the All Star NBA Weekend<\/a> and for your Northside Birthday Bash<\/a>. We’re lovin\u2019 the love!<\/span><\/p>\n

\"snoop<\/span><\/p>\n

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But as a downtown assassin<\/strong><\/a>, you know our clubs shut down at 3am. We heard you\u2019re a real (serial) killa<\/strong><\/a>\u2026entrepreneur, so we know you spotted this one before we even mentioned it. Those afterhours you\u2019re looking to build (2)<\/a>, we\u2019re ready. You must\u2019ve noticed our urban afterhours here are\u2026well, you\u2019re a smart man, we\u2019ll leave that one to you. <\/span><\/p>\n

But we know you also wanna save this dogg’s world <\/strong><\/a>and are a serious humanitarian. You roll with Drake, so you know we’re more caring up here. That chain of Snoopermarkets to serve poor areas and sell everything for under $20 (2)<\/a>, we love the idea. I’m sure our government would too, they’re sorta into that.<\/span><\/p>\n

3. Legal leafs\u00a0<\/strong>
\nAnd while we\u2019re on the subject of our dear government, we noticed you noticed Trudeau and medicinal marijuana legalization, cause we noticed Leafs by Snoop<\/a>. Next goal: California styles<\/a>; we really want you to feel at home.<\/span><\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BLy8RCaj6Pd\/<\/p>\n

4.\u00a0The 6ix has got mad love for DJ Snoopadelic, Snoop Lion, Snoop Jay, oh and Snoop Dogg too<\/span><\/strong>
\nWhether you’re spinning at NBA True North as DJ Snoopadelic:
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(2\/2) Guests in True North include NBA on TNT crew & Snoop Dogg as DJ Snoopadelic. TOTN starts at tip-off in #RTZ<\/a>. pic.twitter.com\/R7MZMN7Mzx<\/a><\/p>\n

— Toronto Raptors (@Raptors) February 3, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n