{"id":962,"date":"2015-12-25T22:39:08","date_gmt":"2015-12-25T22:39:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.torontorentals.com\/blog\/?p=962"},"modified":"2015-12-25T22:39:08","modified_gmt":"2015-12-25T22:39:08","slug":"a-horrible-christmas-poem-from-all-of-us-at-torontorentals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.torontorentals.com\/blog\/a-horrible-christmas-poem-from-all-of-us-at-torontorentals","title":{"rendered":"A horrible Christmas poem from all of us at TorontoRentals!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Like you, we love Christmas! There&#8217;s something in the air here in Toronto at Christmastime that isn&#8217;t like any other time of year. We&#8217;d like to say that everyone&#8217;s happier, but of course, that isn&#8217;t always true. Still, it&#8217;s undeniable that there&#8217;s a certain festive kind of magic in the air. We hope you feel it as much as we do!<\/p>\n<p>Today, we don&#8217;t want to talk about renting, DIY or events. Instead, we wrote you a (terrible) Christmas poem. Merry Christmas from the team at TorontoRentals!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #666699;\"><em>In Toronto, it&#8217;s that time of year<br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #666699;\"><em>when the air is filled with holiday cheer.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #666699;\"><em>The malls are jam-packed<br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #666699;\"><em>and the buses are stacked<br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #666699;\"><em>with people who so often sneer.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #666699;\"><em>Outside it&#8217;s so cold that it&#8217;s freezing<br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #666699;\"><em>and everyone in the office is sneezing.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #666699;\"><em>You&#8217;d just hate to get sick<br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #666699;\"><em>and your boss is such a dick<br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #666699;\"><em>that a vacation sounds just so pleasing.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #666699;\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #666699;\"><em>But all that aside there&#8217;s a magic<br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #666699;\"><em>that we feel oh so strongly, it&#8217;s tragic<br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #666699;\"><em>it can&#8217;t happen all year.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #666699;\"><em>What a shame, grab a beer<br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #666699;\"><em>or some moonshine my dear<br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #666699;\"><em>and oh hell, why not make it a hat trick?<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #666699;\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #666699;\"><em>So whether you&#8217;re solo or with the parentals,<br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #666699;\"><em>Merry Christmas from us at TorontoRentals!<br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #666699;\"><em>We hope you enjoy the day,<br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #666699;\"><em>doing impressions of Drake<br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #666699;\"><em>and we promise to not be judgmental.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Write us your own Christmas poem in the comments section (hopefully better than this one) and we&#8217;ll share it on our Facebook page!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like you, we love Christmas! 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